Cats are getting ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble !!!!!!!!!!

Well the preparations are well underway , the rugs have all been laid out ready for ripping up, curtains drawn waiting for climbing and here I am test tasting my latest trendy creation mouse on a stick with cheese, ginger and an olive .
I hear the cat mint is on the way , wow drugs ............................

This is Bob for Bobs Goodtime Party Ltd

Bob and Lizzys big night out.

Chris and Reena are out for the night so Lizzy and I are considering our options for a big party. We think we will invite a few friends over for drinks out of the fish pond, perhaps some of that stuff from the toilet since nobody will be around to yell at us.
Then to follow a smorgasbord of cat biscuits and mouse on a stick.

We could play a few party games, spin the sparrow, flip the mouse, hide and seek something feathery, who can go through the cat door with the most noise (an essential skill for the 2am entry and exit) and rip the carpet.

I see possibilities......

Bob signing out for Bobs Goodtime Party Organisers Ltd.

The very picture of self control ..... 

Plan B try another set of scales
WHAT 5.4kgs (11.8lb) those first scales must be right .

.....and acceptance , I'm a tank .

Denial ............ 5.1kgs (11.2lb) Oh crap...........................

Lizzy looking at my food bowl , little does she know that Chris and Reena are giving her "diet" food due to her being renamed "the tank" . I'm still on full strength because I have self control !!